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Thief Jams Pistol Into Sagging Pants, Accidentally Pulls the Trigger
11/08/17 at 16:03:02
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A young thug who tried to rob a hot dog stand last Tuesday in Chicago while apparently wearing sagging pants instead wound up nearly shooting off his own hot dog.

The latest entry into the annals of intellectually challenged criminal stories began at roughly 6 a.m. Oct. 31, when 19-year-old Terrion Pouncy stormed into the Maxwell Street Express restaurant/hot dog stand with what it seems were sagging pants.

He then brandished a .38 caliber pistol, placed it against one of the two employees’ heads and demanded the workers empty out the cash register and hand over their own money as well, according to the Chicago Sun-Times.

As the employees followed his instructions, they accidentally tipped over a bucket of grease, causing the money to go flying. After bending over to retrieve the money, Pouncy then tried to make his getaway.

It’s what happened next that will ensure Pouncy is forever remembered in the annals of history: The Chicago Tribune reported that, while trying to put his gun away, Pouncy accidentally fired it, shooting himself right in the groin.


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Re: Thief Jams Pistol Into Sagging Pants, Accidentally Pulls the Trigger
Reply #1 - 11/08/17 at 16:20:29
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I am not an expert on Hold-Ups, but I think I would rob a more "Cash Intensive" location than a Hot Dog Stand.
  
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Reply #2 - 11/08/17 at 16:42:54
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Re: Thief Jams Pistol Into Sagging Pants, Accidentally Pulls the Trigger
Reply #3 - 11/08/17 at 17:20:43
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Couldn't happen to a nicer guy...
  
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Re: Thief Jams Pistol Into Sagging Pants, Accidentally Pulls the Trigger
Reply #4 - 11/08/17 at 17:28:21
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I want to know...

Will the trial involve a firearms charge?

Will the judge insist the evidence of attempted manhood-slaughter be provided in court? If so will the evidence of the thief's shooting stand up in court?  Embarrassed
  
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Re: Thief Jams Pistol Into Sagging Pants, Accidentally Pulls the Trigger
Reply #5 - 11/08/17 at 20:38:49
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Country_hick wrote on 11/08/17 at 17:28:21:
I want to know...

Will the trial involve a firearms charge?

Will the judge insist the evidence of attempted manhood-slaughter be provided in court? If so will the evidence of the thief's shooting stand up in court?  Embarrassed


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Reply #6 - 11/09/17 at 14:20:37
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Dude's always going off half-cocked.

His next arrest will probably be for assault with a dead weapon.
  
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Re: Thief Jams Pistol Into Sagging Pants, Accidentally Pulls the Trigger
Reply #7 - 11/09/17 at 14:53:23
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oldhickory60 wrote on 11/09/17 at 14:20:37:
Dude's always going off half-cocked.

His next arrest will probably be for assault with a dead weapon.


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Reply #8 - 11/09/17 at 17:36:31
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Shot his own hot dog, eh? Did that make his mayonnaise spread all over the place?
  
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Re: Thief Jams Pistol Into Sagging Pants, Accidentally Pulls the Trigger
Reply #9 - 11/09/17 at 18:17:28
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I think this idiot also may have shot his dog.

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