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01/10/18 at 14:31:54
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Older guys have different priorities...

A 71-year-old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away.
The girl is so attractive that he just can’t take his eyes off her.
After a short while the girl notices him staring, and approaches him.
Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone:
“I’ll do anything you’d like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn’t matter how extreme or unusual it is, I’m game.
I want $100, and there’s another condition”.

Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what her condition is.
“You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”
The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman.
He then whips out his wallet and puts 10 $10 bills in her outstretched hand.
He then looks her square in the eyes, and says slowly and clearly:
“Paint my house.”

  

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Grin
  
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....like Willie Nelson said on his last birthday "I've finally outlived my dick" Cry
  

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Grin Grin Grin

  
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**********groan************** Grin
  

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Willie Nelson.  Do not agree with his politics but like him anyway.  Saw him last at Panther Hall in 1966.
  
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That's the reason young girls smile at the old guys.
  
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darroll wrote on 01/10/18 at 19:37:02:
That's the reason young girls smile at the old guys.


I don't want to paint no flipping house.  Grin Grin
  

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I was actually thinking of 3 different words. Cool
  
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red hawk wrote on 01/10/18 at 19:53:56:
I was actually thinking of 3 different words. Cool


Grin  You are so naughty.  Don't you want your house painted?  Grin
  

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