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02/09/18 at 14:20:23
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An Arab and a Jew and American Congressman were crossing the Rub’ Al Khali Desert in their automobile.
The engine of their car blew up in a remote area.
The Arab got out of the car and unscrewed the radiator and started walking. He said if I get thirsty I can drink the water out of the radiator.
The Jew got out of the car and popped off a hubcap and put it on his head. He explained the hubcap will reflect the sun off his head and his brain won’t cook.
The congressman got out of the car and took a door off the car and started walking. He said if it gets too hot I will roll down the window.

  
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darroll wrote on 02/09/18 at 14:20:23:
An Arab and a Jew and American Congressman were crossing the Rub’ Al Khali Desert in their automobile.
The engine of their car blew up in a remote area.
The Arab got out of the car and unscrewed the radiator and started walking. He said if I get thirsty I can drink the water out of the radiator.
The Jew got out of the car and popped off a hubcap and put it on his head. He explained the hubcap will reflect the sun off his head and his brain won’t cook.
The congressman got out of the car and took a door off the car and started walking. He said if it gets too hot I will roll down the window.



I love it when you update a joke to reflect the times.  During the Obama Administration I was telling this one:

Obama's neice was arrested in Chicago for prostitution.  The judge noted that she looked like sh had some native American in her.  He asked, "Are you a Navajo?"  She replied, "No, I a Chicage Ho!!!!

Now, an telling this one:

A Dreamer had been saving his whole life to get the money to return home.  He had transportation to sneek him across the border lined up, but he was two dollars short.  So, he went up to the first person he saw on the street.  An older black man.  He said, "sir, I need $2.00 to go to Mexico."  The black man reached in his pocket and pulled out a $20 and handed to him.  "Here take nine of your friends with you."
  

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