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04/15/18 at 18:36:18
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A LOT OF JOKES ABOUT BLONDE FEMALES FLOAT AROUND THE INTERNET BUT SOME MAY BE SURPRISED THAT THERE IS A WHOLE GROUP OF JOKES ABOUT MEN THAT MANY DO NOT SEE.
ENJOY THIS OTHER SIDE OF THE COIN.   

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied     'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE !'
And they say blondes are dumb....
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...... '.
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower..'Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy. .
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
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While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world.........
......then He made the earth round.
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Reply #1 - 04/15/18 at 18:43:37
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Smiley   Grin  Grin  What do you call any man laughing at this?:  A man with a sense of humor.  Grin
  

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Hey! I laugh at myself all the time.

Sometimes for no reason.

My co-workers are concerned...
  

If I had to describe myself with one word, it would be "Doesn't follow directions."
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Funny and all true. Grin
  
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SurfaceDog wrote on 04/15/18 at 18:50:30:
Hey! I laugh at myself all the time.

Sometimes for no reason.

My co-workers are concerned...


No concern needed, if you can't laugh at yourself----you're one dumb person.   Grin Grin  I do it all the time, slap myself on the forehead, and say ohhhhh shyt.  Grin
  

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Are you a blonde CJ???  Cheesy Grin
  

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Reply #6 - 04/16/18 at 02:37:32
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A blonde guy is outside and his neighbor says, I don't know how to say this but you need to close the shade when you're in your bedroom making love to your wife like last night. The blonde guy says to his neighbor, you don't know what you're talking about, i was away on business, my wife was home alone.
  
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Reply #7 - 04/16/18 at 07:15:06
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The one about the emails named "instruction manuals" fits me to a "T". I couldn't drive a nail straight!
  
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Reply #8 - 04/16/18 at 10:37:24
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How many blonde jokes are there?

None, they're all true....

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Two Blondes With Hammers...

Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity
house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail
pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.

Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you throwing
those nails away?'

Carol explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them
have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away.'

Donna got completely upset and yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't
defective! They're for the other side of the house!'
  
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