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Was not sure where to put this so here!
10/19/19 at 13:44:32
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Grandpa and Grandson story

A friend told me about his trip out with his grandson.  This is what he said.  "Last week, I took my grandchildren to a restaurant.  My 6 year-old grandson asked if he could say grace."

As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great.  Thank you for the food and I would thank you even more if Grandpa gets us ice cream for dessert.  And liberty, peace & justice for all.  Amen!"

Along with the laughter and nodding of heads from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman at the next table remark, "That's what's wrong with this country.  Kids today don't even know how to pray.  Asking God for ice cream!  Why -- I never!"

Hearing this, my grandson burst into tears and asked me, "Did I do it wrong Grandpa?  Is God mad at me?"

After I assured him that he had done a terrific job and that God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table.
He winked at my grandson and said, "I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer."  "Really?" my grandson asked.

"Cross my heart," the man replied.  Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added (indicating the woman whose remark had started this whole thing), "Too bad she never asks God for ice cream.  A little ice cream is sometimes good for the soul."

Naturally, I bought my grandchildren ice cream at the end of the meal.

My grandson stared at his ice cream for a moment, and then he did something I will remember the rest of my life.  He picked up his sundae and, without a word, walked over and placed it in front of the woman.

With a big smile he looked her in the eye and told her,

"Here ma'am, this is for you, you grouchy old bitch.  You must be a Democrat, shove it up your butt and cool off!"


Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it!
  

Don:  Got here thru God, Guns and Guts, I speak John Wayne, Johnny Cash and John Deere; this make ME: Christian, Conservative, Capitalist, Constitutionalist...any questions?
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Reply #1 - 10/19/19 at 13:49:16
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The Dems certainly are angry and judgmental.  Actually, I think they all have Borderline Personality Disorder.
  
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Reply #2 - 10/19/19 at 14:23:24
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Chortovka wrote on 10/19/19 at 13:49:16:
The Dems certainly are angry and judgmental.  Actually, I think they all have Borderline Personality Disorder. 

Over my lifetime, I have observed that the more to the left you are the more that CONTROL is you need in life...to control others.

Whereas those on the Right chase money.

This why those on the right who become uber-wealthy also become liberals, because they use the money to control those around them.

Far-left, on the other hand, chases control and they know that with that comes money.

Those on the left who never get money or control because angry and judgemental
  

Don:  Got here thru God, Guns and Guts, I speak John Wayne, Johnny Cash and John Deere; this make ME: Christian, Conservative, Capitalist, Constitutionalist...any questions?
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Reply #3 - 10/19/19 at 15:07:40
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Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it!

    Nope, but I laughed out loud. Well done!
    Thank you.
  
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Reply #4 - 10/19/19 at 15:22:10
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Since this is a catch-all thread, I would venture to post the following - NOW I DID NOT SAY THIS, somebody else said it...
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Note to CF Administrator - I do not want to get myself banned, but I picked up this quote from ANOTHER BLOG and ANOTHER POSTER: Kamala Harris says DJT’s Twitter account should be closed.  ANOTHER BLOGGER SEZ:  “How can Kamala say anything with Willie’s willy down her throat.”  Now, I didn’t say that, somebody else said that - hoped Old Coot would get a smile…don’t throw me under the bus…
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Thanks - Auntie...
  
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Reply #5 - 10/19/19 at 15:32:25
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Auntie, that was hilarious!  A good joke is always appreciated.

Incidentally, to 17Oaks:  Was there chocolate on that Sundae?? 
Sundaes work best with chocolate on them. Wink
  

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Grin Grin
  

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Reply #7 - 10/19/19 at 19:26:42
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An' sprinkles. Ya gotta have sprinkles.

Smiley
  

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Reply #8 - 10/19/19 at 23:26:31
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I've already stolen this and forwarded it to others.  Not to worry, I did not take credit for writing it.
  
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Reply #9 - 10/20/19 at 06:13:02
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A Pastor is giving his sermon, it's about showing kindness even to one's enemies. After spelling out the reasons and Biblical verses supporting this the Pastors asks the congregation if there is anyone present who has no enemies. Only one very elderly woman raises her hand.

"Come up here Sister", says the Pastor, so up she walks. The Pastor states that he feels it's just wonderful that at her age how she has no enemies. "Now how did you achieve this my dear?", he inquires. To which she replies, "Oh, it was easy, I just out lived all the Dirty Rotten Sons of B's!"
  
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