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Still Kickin'! Not Sure For How Long, But--
01/13/20 at 13:54:55
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Thought I'd drop in and drop a line, just to show how clumsy I've become. 
Did someone say "clumsy clod"??  Oh, yeah, it was my wife!

I'm always dropping crumbs on my shirt collars, mustard stains are my friends.  I can almost talk to them, I know them so well.
Don't taste very good the 2nd time around, though.
If I'm careful, I can scrub some of the stains out with my Chardonnay, before my wife sees 'em! <snicker>

So how are all you guys and gals??  I see you're worried about CF closing!  Ye Gods!  As though we don't have enough trouble with the dimocraps, we get this on our plates.
I've saved out the addresses for the new site.  If you guys suddenly disappear, I might be able to join you on the new one.  If, that is, I can still operate, that is.

As far as how I'm doing, I'm managing to hold down my recliner quite well, thank you!  I swear it sometimes wants to walk away from me and if I was a recliner, I'd sure want to get rid of some old buns that parked themselves in my lap and refused to move for 200 days.  (Yep!  200 days and counting!)
Good thing my fuel isn't the rocket kind, because by now I'd have clumsied my way into a catastrophic fart heard around the world.
Just like Walter Kronkite, I'd "cover the world"! Grin

Seriously, COPD is not fun.  So if any of you idiots haven't quit smoking yet---
I'm now going through the stages of waking up short of breath and getting my morning dose of Morphine, which helps with breathing.
Who knew, right?

Anyhow, I've about worn out my time here.  Been trying to teach the wife some of the tricks on the machine, so she can function when I'm gone.

For those who have nothing better to do, who want to be nosy, just shoot me a note on im2lzy4wrk@yahoo.com and I'll do my best to swear back--, er, answer your kind notes with my iphone.

Now, remember!!!  Vote REPUBLICAN; keep your powder dry and your weapons primed.

And, if the dimopoops get too nasty, form a militia and overthrow the left's camps!

Love all you ladies and you, too, CJ. 
And the same to all you male friends, including Wayne and Bob.

  

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Reply #1 - 01/13/20 at 14:19:44
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You take care "oldcoot" keep the fort in order 24/7!😁😁
  
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Sorry you are having such a hard time oldcoot, I sure do miss you.  Cry Cry Cry  I see you on FB from time to time, so thank God I know when your alive.   Wink  You are one of my favorite people so just hang in there, we all need you.

Yeah, I know you love me too, what's not to love?  Grin Grin  Love you to Babe.  Thanks for coming in and keeping us all up to date.  Loves, Hugs, and  Kiss Kiss Kiss
  

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^that^^^^^^^^^^ Cry Smiley
  

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The powder is dry, and the weapons are clean.  Semper Fi, oldcoot.
  

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Keep hangin in there bud.
  

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Reply #6 - 01/13/20 at 16:06:25
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Love you,OC!  KissThanks for stopping in. Try not to mix the morphine with the chardonnay.
  

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Reply #7 - 01/13/20 at 17:45:59
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FYI, this may be cold consolation but just about everybody asks about you every day, OC...mwah!!
  
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Reply #8 - 01/13/20 at 18:00:03
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oldcoot wrote on 01/13/20 at 13:54:55:
I'm always dropping crumbs on my shirt collars, mustard stains are my friends.Β  I can almost talk to them, I know them so well.



Just be careful if the condiments begin talking back to you.
Cheesy




oldcoot wrote on 01/13/20 at 13:54:55:
And the same to all you male friends, including Wayne and Bob.


Β  Grin
« Last Edit: 01/14/20 at 08:08:25 by Nyte_Byrd »  


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Reply #9 - 01/13/20 at 18:01:15
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Love you too OC.  So good to hear you are still hanging with us.  Tell that recliner if it does not behave we will send it a strongly worded letter...

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